What's the best way for a girl to get your attention?
Louis:When a girl plays hard to get properly it is so fit.
Harry:Also, someone who is really banterous [a Harry-ism] and puts you down all the time. Someone who's cheeky. [At that precise moment the photographer and the assistant Harry fancies come over. She's cute with a brown bob and is wearing a cropped striped top and small denim shorts. They say their goodbyes and walk off. Harry doesn't turn around.]
Interviewer:Harry, you didn't even turn around! You totally dissed her...
Louis:Harry, I dare you to scream out "Can I have your number?"
Zayn:You won't do it. Can I do it and pretend it was you?
Zayn:[Shouts] Can I have your number?
Louis:Oh God, that is so embarrassing.
Harry:She turned around!
Zayn:What's her name?
[Zayn shouts her name and she walks back. They all start talking excitedly.]
Zayn:Harry's got a question for you.
[She looks over at him, but he can barely look at her.]
Zayn:Wondered if he could, erm...
Niall:Get your telephone number.
Harry:[Puts his head in his hands.] This is so embarassing!
Photographer's assistant:[Smiles sweetly.] No, sorry!
[Louis howls with laughter and the other boys crack up.]
Photographer's assistant:[Laughs, then walks away and calls over her shoulder.] You should've asked me yourself!
Louis:Oooh, that is hard to get!
Niall:Harry, go and get her.
Zayn:Harry, she's slipping out of your fingers! Mate, go. Run.
Harry:[Shakes his head and goes red] This is a joke!
Interviewer:We're feeling your pain, Harry. That was pretty embarrassing...
Louis:That's one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Interviewer:Impressive tag-team work, guys...
Louis:[Smiles.] We're normally a lot smoother and cooler than that.